Geez, what a snob. And did you see that cat?!
ive hidden a check for a million dollars in an egg right outside ur apartment, if you can find it by the end of today its yours muahahahahahahahahhaha
i don’t care.
Ancient proverb (via zombiesandmore)
Is this the worst?My five year old just asked what was wrong with them
Flawless. Absolutely flawless.
This is the reason I laugh whenever someone tells me they have a black belt
More Easter goodness.
Let me be the first person to say that this was a very bad idea.